I got PWNED

Imagine a CHANCE. A very feisty CHANCE with some nice curves and sparkling sparkles all over her. And then imagine yourself. Yeah, that’s not a very promising view but lets bear it. Now look how this CHANCE approaches you. What a view! Notice how her hips sway to the unknown rhythm, see how lips curve into a smug smirk, feel the air around her vibrate. There she is. The goddess. The temptation. The ultimate CHANCE. And when she passes you by and your jeans immediately feel like an awesome place to visit soon, and you move your trembling hand to grasp her BAM motherfucker you fell right on your hairy ass while the CHANCE passed you by. The chance of going to Japan Expo and see MM live. You’re PWNED big time, fella. And guess what, your fucking sister jumped right over your stinky body and took the chance. That’s how I turned out to be sitting here whining while my sis has a ticket to Japan Expo and she actually doesn’t even like MM D: WTF? I ask again WTF? DDDD:  Tissue!

Ladybird

Listening to : the sound of my head hitting the wall