Passing an oral exam with Yuiko Koike XD

It sounds more pervy than it really is 😀 Lets start from the very beginning.

It’s my first year of  M.A. studies in English. For the oral exam I had to prepare a presentation. The choice of topic wasn’t restricted so I thought that I may talk about the Hello Project and as a prop bring my Yuiko Koike photobook (see here for the story behind me having it —> F(lapper) giveaway ).  She isn’t from H!P but that’s the only piece of merchandise I own ==’. It turned out I was the only person that tried to make the topic of the presentation interesting.  Yeah, usually I’m the ambitious one XD But I really wanted to talk about jpop.  It was a bold move since in Poland any knowledge of Japanese music is less than scarce. And there is a strong stereotype that Japanese ppl are crazy (I guess I might have fuelled this stereotype a little 😀 ).

When I entered the room where the exam was held, three pairs of bored eyes looked at me. I was the 8th person that day and they looked exhausted. When I introduced the topic, they immediately livened up and listened to me carefully. In the middle of the presentation I showed them the photobook.

There was one guy in the examining board and just imagine his face when he saw the pics of sweet Yuiko XD “Point for me” I thought 😀 He has a great sense of humour so the mocking began 😀 Of course they let me finish the presentation and only then started asking me questions. The first one was obviously where I did get the book. I joked that I bought it on the black market but then explained the whole giveaway story briefly. They asked whether the signature was Yuiko’s but I explained that it was MorningBerryz’s XD The conversation went on and got pretty heated when we talked how Yuiko looks pedolicious. The more controversial the topic is the better for me so I just HAD to mention Riko Kawanishi and other 12 year-olds wearing G-string 😀 That certainly surprised them….

The guy asked me to borrow him the book so he could read it in peace. Yeah, “READ” it XD Rather fap to it 😀 They wanted to know why I picked this topic so I mentioned my devotion to H!P. I even said that I can name most of the girls under H!P banner which amazed them even more. Basically, they had jaws on the floor for most of the time. Do I have to say that I got maximum points? Yeah, bragging feels sooo good.

Ladybird with special thanks to MorningBerryz (http://morningberryz.vox.com/library/posts/page/1/) and Yuiko Koike’s boobies

Listening to : Morning Musume “Genki PikaPika”

Buono! Viva Paulla CM

Buono made a new CM for Viva Paulla. I’m not really sure what it is but who really cares? I’m glad that girls can show themselves in commercials. In Poland it would be laughable but in Japan it’s necessary to boost your career as an idol group. Unfortunately, Buono girls aren’t alone in the CM.

Who the fuck is that? Japanese ppl are stupid, infantile and mentally unstable – that’s what a western person may say after seeing this guy. He’s stage name is Gutch Yuzo and apparently he is an entertainer (oh, irony) and owns a cooking program. Well, he managed to convince me to NEVER eat anything that is near him. The dish he’s holding doesn’t look too appealing but if Airi held it I’d  devour it XD

EWWWW…… D: Yep, I’m not really into seafood. This idiot looks retarded.

In the ‘Making of” you can see that he’s not that nice in real life XD When he enters the studio he has this implacable face expression and sticks to it between shots.

And back to the ‘baka mode’ ==”

Girls look stunning! Even Momo XD Dresses are classy, fun and flattering. The background is also amazing. Good job. I fell for it! I thought it was real! But it’s just green screen.

It looks very convincing. *in conrast to Mikan* >o>

Charming Airi is a natural beauty. She can pull off cute faces like a pro.

Momo looks good enough. She’s not my type.

Now that’s a surprise! Without her extensions, she blooms into a very pretty girl. Hair up is a good solution to her protruding chin and horse face. Well, without the bird nest of course.

The Gutch guy reminds me of somebody…..

Ladybird

Listening to:  KissxSis “Our steady boy”