2014 rankings – Top 5 songs to mask the sound of bricks in your washing machine

January 9, 2015 at 1:30 AM 3 comments

It just can’t be helped. The time has come to finally clean those bricks. Your family glares at you every time they catch a glimpse of the sticky dirt covering your brick collection. It’s true, you hid it well in the oven but you just have to face the fact that it needs to be cleaned. Not really happy with the idea, you put the bricks in the washing machine. There’s still the problem of that repetitive thudding noise that will inevitably alarm your neighbours. You really don’t want to deal with their questions so you decide to find some Hello!Project songs to mask the pesky sounds. You’re quite lucky because Tsunku was quite generous in 2014 to provide you with some appropriate choices.

5. Berryz Koubou  ‘Ai wa Itsumo Kimi no Naka ni’

berryzYou love this song so much. You can probably sing it by heart right now. Every time that brick hits the metal there’s one “Ai’ in the lyrics. Everybody knows that love never makes love above love. Like seriously. Have you ever seen love that makes love above love? Me neither. The only drawback is that this song with it’s steady rhythm can’t mask the spinning program very well.

4. Morning Musume’14 ‘TIKI BUN’tiki bunDo you want to mix the sexiness with the brick washing? No problem at all. We’ve got the cheeky buns that repeat themselves often enough to match the noise of your washing. You can even sit on the machine and enjoy the vibrations while singing along: ‘cheeky bun, cheeky bun’. Oh yeah…. Who’s your cheeky bun? Who’s your cheeky bun?!

3. Morning Musume ‘Password is 0’

Password0Well, you could probably play the whole Message album by Morning Musume, right? It’s full of electro bashing that blends well with the dull thuds of your washing machine. But you can’t just play it at random. What about Toki wo Koe Sora wo Koe? Just imagine going through a rinsing program when this song starts playing. ‘Password is 0’ is so much better. The ‘ZERO’s are repeated often enough to do their job. There’s a rumour that with every repeated ZERO one child is given a bun. Go on, feed the world.

2. Juice=Juice ‘Senobi’juice juice senobiBreathe, breathe. I know it’s gonna be hard but you have to bear it with me. Yes, I know that you absolutely hate this song but look on the bright side, neighbours will probably hate it even more. No, I have no idea how many ‘WOAH’s can cause a mental illness, go ask Momoko, she’s been through a few. But the steady rhythm of woahs repeated bazillion times can easily muffle those bricks! It’s a sacrifice you should be willing to make.

1. Berryz Koubou ‘1-Oku 3-Senman Sou Diet Oukoku’

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This is exactly how washing bricks in a  washing machine sounds with autotune! This is THE song, believe me. Now you can simply relax while Berryz Koubou will do their best to cover all possible brick sounds with their WOWs, ONEGAIs, NENGARANENJUUs and basically every word that is on constant loop in this song. Let the neighbours know that the last night’s buffet dinner was too much on your stomach. You’re an honest person. Let them know that you can just run it off later and eat some more afterwards. It’s somehow connected to the fact that you want to be in love, you’re dead and you want to do good things for the world because of reasons. Yep. That’s the perfect choice.

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10 best underrated songs of Hello!Project 2014 rankings – Top 5 songs to come out of the closet

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  • 1. morningtime  |  January 9, 2015 at 2:21 AM

    Hello there. I’m Doctor Morningtime. Now I hear you haven’t been feeling yourself recently? Perhaps that’s because you have spent too little time looking at Airi and too much time obsessing over bricks. My subscription is a dose of Airicetamol three times a day. A regular dose of Airi and you’ll soon be feeling yourself. And if that sounds dirty it’s all in your mind not mine! >.>
    Also please be aware that regular use of Berryz Koubou’s ‘1-Oku 3-Senman Sou Diet Oukoku’ can lead to depression, stress and even psychotic behaviour such as putting your hair into rigid side ponytails and saying “yurushite nyan” repetitively while doing involuntary weird poses. Behaviour that makes those around you die a little more inside each time. So just say no!

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    • 2. ladybird  |  January 9, 2015 at 2:41 AM

      Nice to meet you doctor. It’s strange but I don’t remember calling you. Probably the voices in my head did. SHUT UP! I’M TRYING TO TALK HERE! No, not you doctor. I really like my brick collection. Look at this one. It’s big but everybody says it’s because it wants to show everybody that chubby idols are okay. We both know it’s because it eats all the doughnuts. Or this one. No, not the one with carved abs. It thinks it’s the new leader of the collection. Hehe silly brick. Nevermind me. No, I’m fine thank you. And I’m not listening to the diet song anymore. The big brick doesn’t like it. Now I have TIKI BUN on loop. A couple of weeks and I’ll feed the whole continent with those buns. You can leave the Airicetamol you mentioned. Sounds yummy. It does contain alcohol, right?

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      • 3. morningtime  |  January 9, 2015 at 8:34 AM

        The Airicetamil does indeed contain alcohol. It’s been matured for 20 years. ^^

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