Worst PB shots contest

August 15, 2010 at 2:29 AM 9 comments

The essence of a well-made Photobook is its fapability factor. And the main thing responsible for the high level of fapabilty are bikini shots (Fig.1)

Fig.1 Connection between Bikini Shots and the Level of Fapability

However, it’s not just hot girls in a various states of undress that cause faps to follow.  Almost anything now can have a sexual innuendo. Finding smexy examples is easy.

It’s just water. Nothing special, right? RIGHT?

Playing flute is the most NON-sexual thing in the world. According to eunuchs

I choose not to comment

What can possibly go wrong? Well, a lot. What about those unflattering shots that the girls want us to forget about? Here are the winners of worst shots in various   categories.

The “I pooed myself” Bikini Award


The “A midget from Don’t Look Now” Pose Award


The “Stalkers are NOT cute” Psychopath Award

The “Magical Bra” Bikini Award

(from the same PB)

The “This dress makes me look fat” Outfit Award

The “Greasy Hair is Greasy” Hobo Award


The “WTF” Outfit Award

The “WTF” Bikini Award

The “Bone Crashing is NOT cute” Psychopath Award

HOLY SHIT! Sayumi, hang on! Maasa is on the way to kick Rika’s butt!

The “I’ll shove it in UR face” Psychopath Award


Do you have any favourites? Or maybe your own nominees? ๐Ÿ˜€

Ladybird

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9 Comments Add your own

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  • 2. Hexi  |  August 17, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    tee hee hee, this is funny. there’s a couple from the TsujiKago PB that shouldn’t have been in the PB. but then aibon and nono weren’t really of “fapability” level back than anwyays. XD still, as insane as they were, it shouldn’t have gone in a PB. XD

    :3

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    • 3. ladybird  |  August 17, 2010 at 2:12 PM

      Yeah. They had some really crazy PBs ๐Ÿ˜€ I haven’t included W’s nor Momoko’s batshit insane shots because they correspond to their idol personalities. But I agree that there are shots that shouldn’t have made it even for a completely crazy PB ๐Ÿ˜€

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  • 4. Jin  |  August 18, 2010 at 3:39 AM

    Major lolz at the โ€œI pooed myselfโ€ award. xD Gross looking. >_<

    And I like how they try to hide the size of Risako's breasts, even though everyone knows that she's totally ahead of the game~

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    • 5. ladybird  |  August 18, 2010 at 2:45 PM

      When I fist saw this shot I was stunned. This was the famous “Vietnamu Yaguchi” PB for God’s sake ๐Ÿ˜€
      Risako was still a kid back then. Why so many bikini shots at all?! Btw, in the photo where she stands against the tree her waist looks photoshopped :0

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  • 7. Arche-JoIyO  |  August 19, 2010 at 4:39 AM

    That Risako bikini is so horrible it makes me cry.

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    • 8. ladybird  |  August 19, 2010 at 2:16 PM

      Gaga might have bought it for her ๐Ÿ™‚

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