What’s really ‘Going on’ in H!P

January 17, 2010 at 1:17 AM 13 comments

Some things need to be clarified. Guardians 4 have some major disadvantages:

– Risako

– cheap and tacky PVs (even for H!P standards – that means that it can’t get any cheaper)

– shitty choreography

– lame covers and costumes

I approached the newest song ‘Going on’  with reserve. ‘Can they get even crappier?’ I thought to myself. After listening to it I have to rewrite my definition of ‘crap’ cause Guardians 4 is no longer included in it. I mean the song. ONLY the song. Pure fun with interesting, memorable melody. It’s definitely fun to dance to. And it’s CUTE. That’s always both thumbs up if done well. PV is a different story. It’s…. revolutionary! All the backstage shit is now revealed to be true and even stinker than we imagined  it to be. Tsunku as a pimping paedophile? Directors of the PVs as wackos? Cheap props? Idiotic poses in the photoshoots? The ‘Going on’ reveals all the secrets.

WTF?! It explains a lot! If you have a bunch of furries to direct a PV you can’t expect to have a decent video.  But wait the second… I know this lion. I’ve seen him somewhere… And the mouse…she seems soo familiar… No, it can’t be.. it’s just too sick to be true. NOOOOOOOO!!! Pedopals?!

Jailbait Lion and Scat Mouse?!! Why the hell are you shooting a PV for kids with under age girls as actresses? ….. NOOOOOOOO!!!! It’s evil :0 And I luv it :D““` But who’s the elephant? Is it a Yuri Bunny in disguise? Or a S&M Horse? Please, don’t let it be Guro Dragon >o<

You’re a sick, sick little bastard Mr Scat Mouse waiting for underskirt shots. Aika is more than eager to comply.

Oh yeah. Fondle your asses and let the Jailbait Lion be satisfied. Fap, fap

Aika seems oblivious to what is happening behind the camera.

Risako on the other hand aims at sexy (and fails, duh). It’s a kid’s song for fuck’s sake! You’re not supposed to act flirty. I understand that Jailbait Lion has nothing against it but c’mon!

AHA! So Elephant is really a Yuri Bunny! Rii, you can’t escape your fate!

That’s how photoshoots really look like.  Three unprofessional pedopals, a ridiculous plastic prop and a lolli.

‘Two big ‘carrots’ are better than one!Yey! ^o^’ Riiiiight….

Risako – ‘A radish?’

Jailbait Lion – ‘Oh you know EXACTLY what to do with it, hun.  Don’t you remember your first PB?’

Risako – ‘Now I remember!’

A bunch of lollis in a room with locked doors and overexcited Pedopals? Will there be a continuation of this PV? I opt for ‘Getting on’.


Listening to : W – Koi No Indian Ningyo

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  • 1. Arche-JoIyO  |  January 17, 2010 at 2:11 AM

    I actually think G4 are getting good covers xD the only BAD one was Omakase’s (who was pretty shitty in all aspects except for the song itself… hey I really like it).

    G4 could be awesome… it has DA RISAKO (me likes), Yurina (me likes too), Nakki (starting to like her, and she’s a H!P Kids, so all good)… but Aika? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FRIGGIN’ FUCK. WHY AIKA.

    It’s just like how they ruined Tanpopo by adding both Aika and Eri there. They’re like, trying to make me puke in my mouth or something xD

    I like the Yiff Fox 😀

    • 2. ladybird  |  January 17, 2010 at 2:20 AM

      I love Omakase Guardian as a song XD I really do. G4 definitely has the potential but is treated by Tsunku as ‘just’ kids music. Buono is also kids music, the same with Kirarin and the are HUGE.
      Hehe, I have nothing against Aika (yep she’s fake, has shark smile and so on so on XD). To be honest, besides Rii cause I’m subjective, I think that Yurina spoils the picture. She’s too tall and looks awkward in the Dance shots ==
      The part about The Fox made me ROFL XD It was so unexpected 😀

      • 3. Arche-JoIyO  |  January 17, 2010 at 3:24 AM

        Yeah Yurina is too tall… but I like her XD my best friend, who is a fan of Shugo Chara!, also thinks she’s just too tall and looks wrong there. Maybe we should make Bello! a real group, she looked just fine there (well just put a tall girl instead of Erika and done xD)

        Even if I’m hardcore about Rii… she kinda looks like Josh from Drake & Josh in that close-up ROFLLLLLL XD

      • 4. ladybird  |  January 17, 2010 at 2:32 PM

        Bello would be perfect for Yurina 🙂 She has killer legs and Maimi would earn some well deserved spotlight for a change 🙂

  • 5. Meyouu  |  January 17, 2010 at 2:37 AM

    Are you “redefining” lolli?
    As in the three pedopals and a lolli?

    • 6. ladybird  |  January 17, 2010 at 2:41 AM

      Might be 😀

  • 7. Kishiko  |  January 17, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    Ah so it’s that lion. Bet he thought that if he used only part of his name in the MV, he wouldn’t be identified! 😛

    On a side note, Scat Mouse? Blech, I hope this guy never direct anything!

    • 8. ladybird  |  January 17, 2010 at 2:34 PM

      Hehe. Jailbait Lion was always there along with the Yuri Bunny disguised sometimes as an elephant, Sayumi Usa chan peace or Kanna. But Scat Mouse?! Tsunku is nuts XD

  • 9. Kira  |  January 20, 2010 at 4:09 AM

    i this this is their worst song to date. i likes Party Time and School doays better.

    leave Yurina alone, it’s not her falut that she has a freakly abnormal for a japanese girl growth spurt. out of the 4 of them, she has not only the best voice, but is also the second best dancer, Saki comes first on both.

    as for Risako (i refuse to call her by her nickname) and Aika, both girls need to be shot for their laziness. Aika shouldn’t even be in H!P she was the worst out of the 5 girls in her audition. i say that if that girl hadn’t have droped out, she wouldn’t have been choosen. and as for Risako…..she needs to remember that looks can only get you so far.

  • 10. isilwentari  |  January 22, 2010 at 10:53 PM

    Dude, you make me so happy. I’ve not heard this song yet, or seen the pv (the annoying result of no internet right now), but by the looks of it…yeah.

    • 11. ladybird  |  January 24, 2010 at 2:38 PM

      Making U happy is a sense of my life XD

  • 12. Midori  |  January 27, 2010 at 3:33 AM

    Pedopals reference for the win!!!

    Also, I think it’s funny that Risako has a radish- which in Japanese is a pun for “bad actor” or somethin of the sort…
    Oh, Risako

    • 13. ladybird  |  January 27, 2010 at 4:04 AM

      Really? Bad actor suits her very well XD


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