2009 rankings – Top 5 songs to fight insomnia with

January 2, 2010 at 1:23 AM 8 comments

Sleepy? But you just can’t get any sleep? Are your eyes red and swollen? Are you exhausted? Aww, poor little wotaku. Fear not! Year 2009 brought to you a bunch of H!P songs that can end your misery! You don’t know which one to choose? Tsk, tsk. Ladybird to the rescue πŸ™‚

5. Berryz Koubou ‘Sonosubete no ai ni’

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Even Maasa fell asleep while listening to this shit of a song! And that means something. Normally she would eat a pack of Diazepam and drink a bottle of vodka to get herself some sleep! Being a murderous sociopath on the leash you need some good meds to keep you going.Β  Isn’t this song supposed to be touching? C’mon, Tsunku! The rhythm of this song is the rhythm of the old lady from the previous post trying to crawl from the room while I sit on her back. Ssssllllloooooooooooooowwwwww. And all the whining vocals doesn’t help, Risako. Skinning a cat would give better sounds. I think that skinned cats are less tone deaf than Rii. Because of it this song ranked only number 5.Β  Around 1:14 sec it gets pretty messy (Sugaya’s voice’s fault)Β  hehehe….

…. OMFG $^#&* she’s awake!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

4. C-ute ( Kanna and Nakitty) ‘Aishiteru Aishiteru’

*snores*

This song is so fucking bland! Listening to it gives an impression of swaying in a cradle. Constant AAISHITERUUUUU AAISHITERUUUUUUUU gives me seasickness. Β  Neither Kanna nor Naki puts emotions of any kind in their vocals. They sing it half-heartedly and I bet that Tsunku had to record this song with breaks for naps for all the staff.

3. Morning Musume (LinLin) ‘for you’

Problems with insomnia? Call me.

She reminds me of stale bread – opposite of freshness, looks older than it should, sneaks its way among fresh loaves and pretends to be eatable. Her version of Aozora yadayada was great but this song is the very definition of a sleeping pill. It’s forgettable. I can’t even recall a melody! Does it have a melody? Does it?

2.Β  Mano Erina ‘Otome no Inori’

No surprises here XD Mano is the Patron of all Sedatives, the head chairwoman of the Bore Us Until We Sleep Like Logs company. Tsunku tries his best but although given a bucket of coffee, amphetamine and cocaine she maintained her sleep inducing vocals. Nothing works on this girl. With the same smile plastered to her bored face she can pull some hand dancing at most. BUT to give the girl some credit, she was worse in 2008. Yep, nothing, absolutely nothing can beat ManoPiano and LalalaSoSoSoShitShitShit. Total winners of this countdown. However, in 2009 she managed some almost up-beat songs. I’m trying really hard to find some positives.

Btw, I DO like this song πŸ™‚

1. Morning Musume (Takitty) ‘Cosmos”I feel ….

kinda…

sleepy singing this song.

We reached number one! The most anty-insomnia song of 2009! Takitty has a knack for boring solos. Lack of any traces of personality works to her advantage.Β  I mean, is cosmos such a dull place? Aren’t Star Wars based on a true story?! *Yawns* Gee, Ai-chan thank you so much for curing me! I sleep like a baby! You should have a solo career, girl. Maybe even form a duo with Mano! They would play your songs in psych wards and you’d sell zillions of CDs among sleep-deprived! That’s a niche Tsunku haven’t thought about yet. I’m a genius!

BONUS

Morning Musume (Wonkyeyed) ‘Heya watashi something about t-shirts yadayada’ – could have made it but for the diuretic aspect. The dropping water sound in the background works against my bladder when I’m trying to sleep

ZYX ‘Mirai Yosou II’ – it was boring far too much to even bother to include it

Sayu, Koha, JunJun, Aika ‘Sekai wa Futari no Tame’ – the screechy vocals of the worst vocals in Momusu can only put you to eternal sleep

Berryz Koubou plus Mano Eri ‘Kenpaku Sengen – untilΒ  4:50 I almost fell asleep. After 4:50 my mirrors broke and I begged my mother to off me (for those not brave enough to check it – 4:50 Sugaya attempted at reaching higher notes)

Ladybird

Listening to : Mano Erina ‘Otome no Inori’ because I honestly LIKE IT πŸ™‚

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8 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Meyouu  |  January 2, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    What could be next…?

    Reply
    • 2. ladybird  |  January 2, 2010 at 2:06 PM

      Who knows? Bwahaahaha XD

      Reply
  • 3. Kishiko  |  January 2, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    A good choice of photos, I must say.

    You’ve got to submit the TakaMano idea to The Man himself, before someone else does πŸ˜›

    Reply
    • 4. ladybird  |  January 2, 2010 at 2:04 PM

      Thanks. I totally will πŸ™‚

      Reply
  • 5. markusantoine  |  January 2, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    I also like Otome no Inori and i fell sleep while listening to eat at least once a week ha-ha

    Reply
    • 6. ladybird  |  January 2, 2010 at 9:25 PM

      Lol πŸ˜€ So I’m not the only one πŸ™‚

      Reply
  • 7. Hotaru  |  January 5, 2010 at 3:15 AM

    The King of All Cosmos does not approve of Takahashi’s Cosmo’s.

    Reply

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