Sekushi Princess – the true story

October 13, 2009 at 3:49 PM 15 comments

Here it is at last! Momusu’s newest single has a PV which as usual became a core of a heated debate between instant lovers of the song and militant haters. There’s not the slightest chance to have an objective review (‘objectivity’ is paradoxical in its nature) so what remains? Good old snark πŸ˜€ Of course. No ENG subs are available and we can freely interpret the song judging by the video.

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Princess lived in a castle. Duh.Β  But it was a modern castle with street lamps inside.Β  She was a very extravagant and wealthy princess.

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She bragged about her fancy castle everywhere she could – “My castle is better than your pathetic shanty cause my castle has a ROOF *hands forming a triangle above her head*”

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Although she was full of herself, citizens loved her for her casual attitude with other people – “Yo, bro. I’m a mada facka pryncez. Respect”

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And her famous sense of humour – “Pull the finger! Pull the finger! LOL XD”

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Good gracious, what a sight she was. She was slim.

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Had great ass she loved to fondle on her own…

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… and liked to encourage others to fondle it.

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She had boobs the Okada Yui/KonKon/Rika size.

But she was a tricky little princess and enjoyed teasing the boys.

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She promised to stroke you like a pro she was.

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And then she pulled your eyeball with her bare hand.

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She offered to lick your finger number 21 thoroughly.

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And then cried and asked her daddy to disembowel you.

Teasing was not her only vice. She was also malicious.

So she put a lot of citizens, especially girls, in her dungeon. E.g. :

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Girl # 1

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For her annoying habit of touching her face constantly and being overly happy about it.

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Girl #2

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For peeing on the pavements in daylight.

Morning_Musume_-_Kimagure_Princess_PV.mp4_000030397 Girl # 3

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For sweaty and disgusting armpits.

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Girl # 3

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For tasting her ass on her fingers and grossing out everybody.

The king knew about his daughter’s vices and it troubled him a lot. He wanted the princess to be educated and protect her reputation so he called Merlin, Gandalf’s bed mate, and asked him to teach his daughter something practical. After months of rigid training, the princess was ready to show off her new skill. The citizens gathered in the hall of the castle, the king sat on his throne and nodded his head.

The princess stood still and then…

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…she started to…

Morning_Musume_-_Kimagure_Princess_PV.mp4_000257523..make a …

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…blazing circle…

Morning_Musume_-_Kimagure_Princess_PV.mp4_000259492… with her hand.

The king blinked. The citizens stood motionless. And then the king did…

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… the facepalm.

THE END πŸ˜€

ladybird

Listening to : Buono ‘Rottara Rottara’

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15 Comments Add your own

  • 1. isilwentari  |  October 14, 2009 at 6:21 AM

    YAY new post!

    I love that her father is a chimp of some sort. This has to be the real story. Either that, or you’re simply insane.
    Either way, this rocked.

    Reply
    • 2. ladybird  |  October 14, 2009 at 12:48 PM

      I think both XD Thank U. It means a lot to me that you enjoyed it πŸ˜€

      Reply
  • 3. meyouu  |  October 14, 2009 at 7:54 AM

    Bah, won’t tell why :), but this PV is better than (insert a particular song that didn’t almost deserve a review, but got reviews anyway, because of)…

    Reply
    • 4. ladybird  |  October 14, 2009 at 12:50 PM

      I think that PV isn’t bad. It could definitely be better with some storyline and not only girls posing, dancing and doing close-ups. But I love the song more than Naichao Kamo πŸ˜€ That’s for sure XD

      Reply
      • 5. meyouu  |  October 14, 2009 at 8:34 PM

        *whispers* uh-huh… faces like taking candy from a baby Reina…

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  • 6. Ada XD  |  October 14, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    rofl xDDD
    i need some doctor to delete certain images from my head X_X akathenaughtywinkyfinger. ew. XDD

    I actually liked the dance shoot, πŸ˜€ till I heard on Ai-chan’s ichigo ichie that Tsunku got inspired with the butt stuff by watching his own child’s butt ._. I got traumatized XD Tsunku is sicker than us all πŸ˜€

    uhm anyway x3 nice review, the chimp cracked me up XDDDD

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    • 7. ladybird  |  October 14, 2009 at 12:53 PM

      Tsunku really said that?! OMFG call the police! Either he’s his child’s personal pimp or his kid has a knack for this stuff. Maybe he bought a mini toy version of a pole and makes his kid practice some lapdance. *shudders*

      Reply
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  • 9. the Juggernaut  |  October 14, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    …. I think this whole pv is better than some other video that us butthurt h!p-ists always bring up…

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    • 10. ladybird  |  October 15, 2009 at 5:31 PM

      Agree *thumbs up* πŸ˜€

      Reply
    • 11. meyouu  |  October 15, 2009 at 10:44 PM

      I agree, like some new video right about now, which deserves a review on a way I won’t πŸ™‚

      Reply
  • 12. Arche-JoIyO  |  October 16, 2009 at 1:39 AM

    This is made of pure win.

    Reply
    • 13. ladybird  |  October 16, 2009 at 10:27 AM

      Thank U *^^*

      Reply
  • 14. takaboy  |  November 10, 2009 at 4:48 AM

    If they’d thought up storyboards using your own comments beforehand I’m sure the PV would have turned out to be far more epic than it is.

    Reply
    • 15. ladybird  |  November 10, 2009 at 4:02 PM

      Thanks. Still, the subbed version of this PV doesn’t differ so much from my interpretation XD Maybe just a little πŸ˜€

      Reply

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