Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring – review part 2

September 18, 2009 at 12:03 AM 6 comments

Welcome to the second part of my review ^^ The first part was pretty harsh on some of the members and I can’t promise that this will change 😀 But I’ll try… a bit…or maybe not….we’ll see….

Nanchuu Koi wo Yateruu YOU KNOW?

Berryz are certainly made for quicker songs with an awesome edge to it. However, this song does not meet all the expectations. I mean, it’s quite upbeat, a little dramatic but far from Shabondama and overall quite fierce. BUT the dance spoils everything. At least during the concert they skipped the imaginary basketball match. Thanks God! This performance is not consistent. Look…

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_001761528


If you do it one more time you little prick, Massa will stick this up your ass.

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_001905805WTF?!

Let’s all do the triangle pose!

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_001927260COOL

You’re not good enough to be looked at, worthless wotas.

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_001869536WTF?!

It’s a vicious circle ==’

Can you follow my train of thoughts?

Sakura wa Raku Sa – Shimizu, Miyabi

What a strange combination. Saki is so expressive and her moves are dynamic and swift and her body is sexy delicious ravagable flexible 😀 While Miyabi looks bored. Yeah, it’s kinda hard to border on mature and perky but I think that Saki does it great while Miya just doesn’t care. Watching these two dance and sing one of the greatest Berryz songs ever is an experience. But all of Miya’s dance shortcomings are painfully visible. Saki has the audience in the palm of her hand. She smirks knowingly, her eyes tell everything she wants them to tell and her body flows like water.

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_001941474 Thank U so much Saki’s sweat glands. You’ve done your job well.  She’s HOT!

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_001942675My pose says DRAMA and my face says (bland)

Click on the gif and ogle the captain. I adore how she ends the song with a bending of her waist while Miya just moves her arms down. Saki has a lot of energy for somebody so underestimated. She should be the one not caring anymore. Tsunku, are you blind?!

saki knows how to move

If you’re a Miya lover, you’ll love this performance regardless anything. If not, stick to Saki. It’s soo worth it.

Sabori – Risako

This is a moment I dreaded the most. Gulp. I can smell a disaster.She enters the stage…

vlcsnap-00174The dress looks like a hybrid of tablecloth and my grandma’s napkin. It swallowed the remains of her figure. But, hey, look on the bright side. It could be a spandex uniform with a glaring cameletoe *pukes*

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_002107407She takes a deep breath. Her throat bulges. Vocal cords strained to the extreme. Yep, here goes the squealing. Where are my ice picks?! GIVE ME MY ICE PICKS!!!



Pfew, so much better.  *evil smirk* time for goofy caps

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_002243009niaff, niaff (translates as “I have cheeks like a hamster”)

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_002120120She absolutely knows what she’s doing. Yeah, baby. Start with a gentle kiss. But just for fuck’s sake lower the PINKY!

vlcsnap-00189Can YOU stretch your face like that? It totally wins over Miya’s awkward smile

vlcsnap-00170The centre part of this song is a seizure pose. I counted. She did it 5 times and each time it lasted for at least 12 seconds. I know I’m crazy.

vlcsnap-00182Hm… she looks kinda….CHARMING?!

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_002168968It can’t be true. It’s impossible! She is….SWEET?!

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_002103970OMFG!!! I can see the traces of this little girl I used to adore in Special Generation!


When you skip the whole singing part and the costume part and the sleazy boots and the fat arms part you can see that she is a pretty skilled performer. She doesn’t move awkwardly. Her smiles border on innocent rather than ‘they paid me to do it’. Maybe it wasn’t Hamlet but in the world of idols it was a decent piece of acting. She pouts, smiles and flirts with her eyes. They trained her well. A tiny bit of DO WANT XD


vlcsnap-00137so much better 😀

MC 3 Shimizu, Maasa, Momo asks for a SKIP. Okay, maybe one cap


Joshi Basket bu ~Asaren Atta Hi no Kamigata~ – Chinami, Maasa (Back dancers: Momoko, Kumai)

Is the main theme of this concert ‘weird duos’?! C’mon, Maasa is FIERCE she’s got the look and Chinami goes for nyu chan desu character. Argh…

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_002628161Haaaaato! ^^

The song is cute but not overly sweet. Chinami fits perfectly. Maasa is not bad either but sometimes she moves like a log and dances like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Okay, I may be cruel but I think she manages better in fiercer songs.

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_002638705Click to enlarge and notice the look. It’s always there.

vlcsnap-00215It’s just a happy guess but shouldn’t back dancers like..actually…DANCE?!

To call Momo and Yurina back DANCERS during this song would be an uber exaggeration. Where is this ‘dance’? They make some poses, some arm movements, some haaato signs and goof around. NO dancing whatsoever. It’s a pity.This song craves a cute dance with all four of them in it.

Aitai Kedo… – Momoko, Kumai (Back dancers: Chinami, Maasa)

I like the fact that they switch the roles. It’s an interesting idea. Now Chinami and Maasa pretend that they’re back DANCERS  but they fail miserably and end up even more pathetic than Momo and the tower.

vlcsnap-00235Sitting and swinging like a catatonic IS NOT entertainment

Lack of decent dance and beat makes a H!P song a dull song. It’s a fact.  I recommend a SKIP to save yourself some energy since the next song is amazing.

Otoko no Ko

I haven’t heard this song before watching the concert and I need to follow up. It’s pure win! HEY HEY parts are teh best. Girls use this sulky seductive voice I fell in love with in instant. The song itself is far from FIERCE (Maasa would disagree…) but rather on the COOL and SEXY side. The lights are smoky (is it a good expression? XD). The dance includes some.. khem.. interesting movements. Just see…

I'm a bit itchy todayThere’s always time for a little seductive scratch near the triangle XD

vlcsnap-00260Hip thrust. Never enough of that!

Also, notice the outfits. They are mostly back and white. Forget about Risako’s tablecloth and Saki’s beret. All girls look really girly bit stylish. Definitely a good step. They don’t make you tired since all girls wear different costumes.

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_002973740Maasa will eat your eyes with a spoon

Guitar interludes are mind blowing. Literally.  Just one word. INTENSE

Skit Chinami, Kumai, Risako

WHY?! Why I must suffer like this! It’s worse than a Chinese water torture! They should forbid this ‘skit’ in Geneva Convention or something. Okay, maybe it’s not THAT bad but I’m allergic to bad acting.

vlcsnap-00272I have a photo of Tsunku’s balls but I won’t show it. And I won’t explain why my face is visible in the corner.

Ah Merry-go-Round

The skit ends merging into Momo’s monologue. Bad acting continues ==

vlcsnap-00278 Fuck, subtle. I aim at straightforward SAD. Not melancholic, not slightly down. Just plain to the bone SAD.

Saki arrives and we all hope for some good dancing. After all, it’s Saki the dancing master. Unfortunately, Tsunku decided that wotas are too retarded to understand Merry-GO-ROUND so he decided to show it in the dance. Constantly. Click.

round round ROUNDI hate this move D:


vlcsnap-00282Switching places according to lines is NOT a dance move.

Costumes have the potential of an appropriate concert outfit but with this dead birds hanging from girls’ asses and heads the whole idea ends miserably.

There is a bit of drama going in the middle of the song which is a slight DO WANT

Berryz Koubou Concert Tour 2009 Spring - Sono Subete no Ai ni.avi_003660593Girls pass each other with tensed faces. Of course, Saki pwns 😀



Listening to : Kusumi Koharu ‘Olala’

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Pata  |  September 18, 2009 at 5:15 AM

    Delicious Captain is delicious

    • 2. ladybird  |  September 18, 2009 at 12:13 PM

      I can’t agree more 😀

  • 3. Ada XD  |  September 18, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    rflmao XDD
    i seriously can’t stop. laughing my head off at maasa’s face expressions XDD

    ‘Maasa will eat your eyes with a spoon’ and ‘I have a photo of Tsunku’s balls but I won’t show it. And I won’t explain what my face is visible in the corner.’
    almost made me fall off my chair XD

    i kinda. (KINDA) liked sabori too, just a bit D: but in otoko no ko her notes were nasal. and she was out of air everywhere. i was expecting her to faint on stage anytime soon X_X

    • 4. ladybird  |  September 18, 2009 at 12:10 PM

      Rii fainting on stage. That’s what I call entertainment 😀 I’m glad you enjoy it. Unfortunately the next part might be late since I’m visiting my friend. ==

  • 5. meyouu  |  September 18, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    A High-quality picture of THAT DOG (with the captions) would be very much appreciated.

    Delicious Captain? I’ll recheck my variables then…

    • 6. ladybird  |  September 18, 2009 at 1:29 PM

      I found it somewhere while browsing google images. I don’t know where D:


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