Worst PB shots contest
August 15, 2010 at 2:29 AM 8 comments
The essence of a well-made Photobook is its fapability factor. And the main thing responsible for the high level of fapabilty are bikini shots (Fig.1)
Fig.1 Connection between Bikini Shots and the Level of Fapability
However, it’s not just hot girls in a various states of undress that cause faps to follow. Almost anything now can have a sexual innuendo. Finding smexy examples is easy.
It’s just water. Nothing special, right? RIGHT?
Playing flute is the most NON-sexual thing in the world. According to eunuchs
I choose not to comment
What can possibly go wrong? Well, a lot. What about those unflattering shots that the girls want us to forget about? Here are the winners of worst shots in various categories.
The “I pooed myself” Bikini Award
The “A midget from Don’t Look Now” Pose Award
The “Stalkers are NOT cute” Psychopath Award
The “Magical Bra” Bikini Award
(from the same PB)
The “This dress makes me look fat” Outfit Award
The “Greasy Hair is Greasy” Hobo Award
The “WTF” Outfit Award
The “WTF” Bikini Award
The “Bone Crashing is NOT cute” Psychopath Award
HOLY SHIT! Sayumi, hang on! Maasa is on the way to kick Rika’s butt!
The “I’ll shove it in UR face” Psychopath Award
Do you have any favourites? Or maybe your own nominees? 
Ladybird
Listening to: Morning Musume “Inspiration!”
Entry filed under: Snarky interpretation/Review. Tags: bikini, eyecandy, Hello Project, Morning Musume, photobook, Risako Sugaya, Tsunku.
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Hexi | August 17, 2010 at 1:08 PM
tee hee hee, this is funny. there’s a couple from the TsujiKago PB that shouldn’t have been in the PB. but then aibon and nono weren’t really of “fapability” level back than anwyays. XD still, as insane as they were, it shouldn’t have gone in a PB. XD
:3
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ladybird | August 17, 2010 at 2:12 PM
Yeah. They had some really crazy PBs
I haven’t included W’s nor Momoko’s batshit insane shots because they correspond to their idol personalities. But I agree that there are shots that shouldn’t have made it even for a completely crazy PB 
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Jin | August 18, 2010 at 3:39 AM
Major lolz at the “I pooed myself” award. xD Gross looking. >_<
And I like how they try to hide the size of Risako's breasts, even though everyone knows that she's totally ahead of the game~
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ladybird | August 18, 2010 at 2:45 PM
When I fist saw this shot I was stunned. This was the famous “Vietnamu Yaguchi” PB for God’s sake
Risako was still a kid back then. Why so many bikini shots at all?! Btw, in the photo where she stands against the tree her waist looks photoshopped :0
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Arche-JoIyO | August 25, 2010 at 10:04 PM
omg it does XD
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Arche-JoIyO | August 19, 2010 at 4:39 AM
That Risako bikini is so horrible it makes me cry.
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ladybird | August 19, 2010 at 2:16 PM
Gaga might have bought it for her